...Northeast America

Are you ready for a hurricane? Well by the time it gets to you it will probably be a strong tropical depression. So far 2 million, maybe even more, have been told to evacuate their homes and head for safer land, more inland. While I understand the safety precautions I do think that in the end the storm will not be nearly as bad as people think. I am from Florida and every year they tell us to prepare for hurricane season. People buy tons of food and water and other supplies and by the time hurricane season is over, we have heard about maybe 10 named storms and none of them have hit us. I would say 1 out of every 60 storms actually do some sort of damage, usually minor, to the state of Florida, but we still take precautions. Hurricanes can be dangerous, but not all turn out to be Andrew or Katrina, most fizzle and pop before they reach us, or they go to Mexico. So all of you Northeasterners do not fear this storm, be safe though and if a big storm does happen, stay calm, always stay calm, and no looting please. I am giving the Northeast a Digit Up. I do believe that you will be able to tough this out for sure.

...Jersey Shore

Well we all knew it would come to an end, and the end is near. Jersey Shore season 5 will be the last season, at least with the current cast. I am sure they will get a whole bunch of new wannabe celebrities ready to make asses of themselves for an extended 15 minutes of fame. The current cast however will be getting spin offs, yay... We already know Pauly D is getting his own show and Snooki and JWOWW are getting a show together. I am sure soemhow there will be a crappy show for The Situation and an abusive show for Sam and Ron. Poor Vinny may actually have to go back to college...HAHAHAHA. Anyway the current cast is making $100,000 an episode so a new cast would just be cheaper, fresher, and the producers would not have to make them stay inside because everyone on the shore would not know who they were, unlike the current cast. While I am giving this news a Digit Up I am already dreading the new Jersey Shore with the new cast. Oy.

...Danielle Staub

Do you remember Danielle Staub? She was the most hated housewife on the hit Bravo series "Real Housewives of New Jersey". She left the show after 2 seasons and she claimed she was making money doing other things. We all know she was at one time a cocaine snorting prostitute who may or may not have held people hostage for money. Any who she is set to be in a reality show along with Heidi Montag and other reality television has beens on VH1 this Fall I think it is call Famous Food or something like that. But now she seems to be in some sort of trouble again. Pictures of her have surfaced of her stripping at Scores in New York City. This 49 year old plastic surgery addict is not something that you would hope to see in such a famous strip club, but there she is taking it all off. This is something that she willingly did on her own. Her sex tape, as she claims, was something she did without knowing it was ever going to be released, though if you saw it you would beg to differ. The picture of her above was on Scores website, though it was not censored. I could have put up the uncensored version but you will have to Google that one for yourself because it is not hot at all. She apparently signed a 3 year deal with the club and she will be required to appear at events and do at least 1 live show, ouch. That was until she decided to quit and focus on seeking treatment for psychological problems... Mmmkay...? She claims her handlers "coaxed" her into signing the agreement with scores, which I do not believe. It people gave her a positive response, she would be claiming this move was all her idea and blah blah blah. She told People Magazine, "I have addictions with love and low self-esteem, and I need help. My low self-esteem derived from childhood sexual abuse has messed with my mind and self-worth, and over the years I thought about getting help but pushed it deep into the depths of denial. "For years I have had the suicide hotline on my cell phone and would like nothing more than to free myself from this constant pressure. Seeing how I have hurt myself and my family this time, I can no longer push it behind me." I think we can add an addiction to attention and fame to that list as well and I say that because when the shiz hit the fan last year she sought treatment from Dr. Phil to deal with her unresolved issues. I think that as soon as her daughter turns 18 she needs to pack up and leave. Her ex-husband needs to gain full custody of the other daughter and leave Danielle to her own demise I am going to give Danielle Staub a Digit Down.

...The Real Housewives of D.C.

BORING! I know it was just the 1st episode but it was dull. It really just seems like one big tea party and Obama campaign put together. I swear everyone on the show is Probama and trying to show just how much they know him and because they know him that makes them something special. Well the truth is it does not, Whoomp Whooomp. So far if I had to choose a favorite one I guess it would be Catherine, the Brit with the sharp tongue, I like. The best part of this show is trying to figure out which one of these families will go broke 1st, and that would be the Salahi family again. I hope the season gets better, although the big climax was already revealed months ago, the Salahi's crash the White House, major. This show barely got green lighted anyway. If it ere not for that party crash this show would have never existed, so it does not surprise me that it is horrible. I really hope Bravo thinks long and hard about how they will improve on this show next season, there is always a 2nd season. I also hope that Bravo things even longer and harder about the future of the Housewives series. he O.C. Housewives are good, but taking a backseat to NYC, and everyone is taking a backseat to Atlanta and Jersey. I know that Bravo is considering adding Austin and then Miami to its Housewives franchise, and I do no know if that is such a good thing. Texas should have been done a couple of years ago and Miami should have been done right after the O.C. series started. Miami is sort of overexposed to us anyway, we can live without it. I am giving this a big Digit Down. Better luck next time Bravo.