..Divorce?

It seems like today everything was just divorce divorce divorce! Let us look at them all.

-The Minnesota Vikings let Randy Moss go today after he failed to live up to their expectations. I do believe that 2 things helped them make up their mind. Yesterday he was thrown a ball that fell about 3 yards in font of him, but he had already started slowing down and he could have easily made that catch and ran it in for a touchdown. After the game he gave a very direct speech to the press about how he would no longer take questions from them and how he would ask and answer his own questions. Today the Vikings just said "eh" and let him go.

-Courteny Cox said she was NOT getting a divorce. Well she said this actually, I don't know what will happen, but this is not like we're getting divorced. This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage . . . Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us." So I guess that even after David admitted to having sex with other women during their separation, she is willing to stay with him... I just hope it is not for this child, that never works. They were spotted out together and they seemed very cozy so they may get back together. This again would be another blow for her single friends Jennifer Aniston, shame.

- Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash decided NOT to divorce his wife of 9 years. He filled for divorce 2 months ago but somehow now he is changing his mind. I think that this is very good since he credits his wife for helping him settle down and get rid of all of his "hardcore" habits and whatnot.

-Finally we have Mister Sheen, Charlie Sheen. He is deciding to divorce her, HE IS DIVORCING HER! After last Christmas' domestic abuse in Colorado and after his hotel drug fueled romp with a porn star less than a week ago, Sheen is calling it off with his 3rd wife. In the papers filed Monday he stated that he and his wife have been separated since Christmas 2009 and that there was a prenup involved. This is no shock or surprise to anyone at all, not even Charlie or his Wife, at the moment. He will have about 3 more wives before he dies and the last one will get everything, lucky gal.

Basically divorce is the word. I was told the a lot of people liek to break up beofre birthdays and the holidays so if you are lookign for a good time to do so, give it a go nw. I am giving this news a Digit Up because everythign is working out just well.

...Courteney Cox

Courteney Cox and David Arquette have decided to get a divorce after 11 years of marriage. The couple released a rather lengthy statement, "We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time. The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply. As we go though this process we are determined to use kindness and understanding to get through this together. We are comfortable with the boundaries that we have established for each other during this separation and we hope that our friends, family, fans and the media also show us respect, dignity, understanding and love at this time as well." I was saddened by this news, I thought they were going to make it. Then this burst of happiness exploded inside of me. Think of all of the fun stories we will be reading about when Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox go to the clubs and hang out and start living the real Cougar Town life! Can you imagine that? This is going to be perfect. Of course this may not happen for a year or so but when it happens I will be there. So really when you think about it there are 2 winners, Us and Jennifer Aniston. I am going to give this a Digit Down because divorce is not cool, but I am going to be secretly giving it a Digit Up in my head.