...News

Today was an eventful day in news. Not really. President Obama had a press conference to show us his full birth certificate. Thank you. People say that it is a little racist that he had to do this, I beg to differ. A man named Barack Obama wants to run for President, that sounds strange even to black people. I promise you if his name were Leroy Johnson from Ohio no one would think that he was not American. So all of you out there trying to make this a race thing, STFU. John McCain had the same problem but he solved it within 2 months. If Obama would have done the same, this issue would be dead, alive to only the most back wooded Americans in the mountains of West Virginia.

Next Ben Bernanke had a press conference to tell us things that we already knew. Blah blah blah no more bond. Blah blah blah QE3. Blah blah blah I have no control over commodities. Blah blah blah the economy is bag. Etc etc etc the end.

Basically today was a bunch of news that did nothing to change our minds about anything but it did take up TV time, though nothing else was on anyway so no one cared.

I am giving News a Digit Down. Though any news that is not bad is good.