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...Red Celery
What do you do when you are a celery farmer and your product is not selling? You alter it and make it red to attract more customers of course! Apparently the creators of this celery are trying to "jazz" things up because green was boring and since we eat with our eyes the color should help sell more. The product will be hitting your supermarket December 1st, in time for the Christmas season. This makes no sense at all! Besides the fact hat it kind of looks like a radish, what does altering food and good sales have in common? Nothing at all. With many Americans today looking for healthier, less processed and more natural foods so altering natural food to make it anything less than NATURAL, is a dumb idea
. Celery is not meant to be a fun food or a happy food, it is a common diet food and a side dish food, or the food that come with your order of hot wings. Deal with it celery people. I am giving red celery a Digit Down.
What do you do when you are a celery farmer and your product is not selling? You alter it and make it red to attract more customers of course! Apparently the creators of this celery are trying to "jazz" things up because green was boring and since we eat with our eyes the color should help sell more. The product will be hitting your supermarket December 1st, in time for the Christmas season. This makes no sense at all! Besides the fact hat it kind of looks like a radish, what does altering food and good sales have in common? Nothing at all. With many Americans today looking for healthier, less processed and more natural foods so altering natural food to make it anything less than NATURAL, is a dumb idea
. Celery is not meant to be a fun food or a happy food, it is a common diet food and a side dish food, or the food that come with your order of hot wings. Deal with it celery people. I am giving red celery a Digit Down.
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